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1481 People who put a minuscule amount of cream cheese on their bagels are not even living like what are you even supposed to do with that?? Eat it?? No!! It’s not ready!! If I can see the surface of the bagel underneath the cream cheese layer you are doing a disservice to yourself and that beautiful bagel
What is the ideal amount of cream cheese?
A good solid schmear is the ideal amount of cream cheese.
Roughly half a container per piece
Am from NY, can confirm
I like to have a little bagel with my cream cheese personally
rip off a piece of bagel and scoop some cream cheese into your mouth
This person knows what’s up!
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rolling a 1 on resist intrusive thoughts
the best part of this is that he “wasn’t charged with a crime because there is nothing against the law about driving a truck through a house, as long as it’s your truck and your house”
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I was only going to make 15 of these, but due to demand, I’m going to be making 25. Theres 10 available. Only $15
Only 7 left, yeee
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342852 Without thoughts there is no thinker. Thoughts create the thinker, who isolates himself to give himself permanency; for thoughts are always impermanent.
- J. Krishnamurti (via thebuddhistmind)
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